My Husband Mocked Me For Having No Lawyer—Until My Mother Walked Into The Courtroom

Grace. Oh, wait. You can’t write a check anymore, can you? I canceled the joint account this morning. Along with your cards. Should have seen the look on your face when your credit card got declined at Whole Foods yesterday. Priceless.”

“Mr. Simmons!” The judge banged his gavel, the sharp crack echoing through the courtroom. “One more outburst and continue reading …