An HOA Karen Called the Cops Over Free Gas—She Didn’t Know Who Actually Owned the Station

against the counter and exhaled. “That,” she said reverently, “was beautiful.”

I nodded, still processing everything. “I think we just witnessed a political coup.”

“And it was free,” she added cheerfully. “Not even pay-per-view.”

For the first time since this nightmare began, I laughed—really laughed.

The aftermath unfolded quickly. The HOA held an emergency continue reading …