An HOA Karen Called the Cops Over Free Gas—She Didn’t Know Who Actually Owned the Station

and the patient demeanor of a kindergarten teacher managing particularly difficult children.

He stepped out of his cruiser, tipped his hat politely toward me, and muttered, “Thursday again, huh?”

“You have absolutely no idea,” I replied.

Beverly immediately accosted him, launching into a performance worthy of an Oscar. She pointed wildly, stomped her continue reading …